Bow before me, mortal

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rowena:
i'm looking over the plans
godric:
yeah
rowena:
what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric:
oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena:
why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric:
safest place
rowena:
fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar:
there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

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biotic:

is anywhere in the US safe tho like

in the northwest there are earthquakes and dormant volcanoes, in the southwest there are earthquakes and wildfires, in the midwest there are tornadoes, in the southeast there are hurricanes and flooding and sinkholes, in the northeast there are blizzards and extreme cold and flooding, and just when you think you find a place where you are safe there are probably republicans

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howidiotic:

slam DUNKED

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